I'm currently working on redesigning my website, but here's a competition to keep you mildly entertained for about five seconds.
Yes, you could be the proud owner of a set of temporary tattoos from the 2007 film Hitman! With a barcode on the back of your head and some swirly thingies somewhere else, you can join Agent 47 in this poorly-acted tale of plotless violence.
To be in with a shot (geddit?) at winning this remarkable prize, all you have to do is tell me what kind of hero you'd be in a tragically bad Hollywood action flick. Would you be a quiet loner in a trilby who transforms into a caped whupass-machine by after dark? A super-vixen with projectile eyelashes? Some kind of crime-fighting jellyfish? Let's hear it!
The winning entry will be chosen on Friday 11th July.
when confronting an enemy, he allows the villain to engage in a self-centered monologue, then proceeds to ask introspecitve, soul searching questions to the mislead individual about his motives in his devious plight. by starting (always) with the question "why do feel that way?", he continues to apply the ladder-question psychoanalytic approach with follow up questions such as "why do you want to take over the world", and "why do you feel the world misunderstands and mistreats individuals such as yourself". by doing so, <epic echo>SUPER SHRINK!!!</epic echo> is able to unearth the deep motives behind the villains terrible actions, and can bring him to the realization that hurting others is wrong, and hed just be so much happier if i tried to be kind to his fellow man.
thus defeating the villain's villainy.
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Dont just think out of the box, climb out of the box and burn the box!!!
Awesome! It'd probably work very well - movie villains always have a couple of chips on their shoulders and they tend to be quite chatty once they get the hero in a corner.
So far you're the front runner! It seems temporary tattoos have rather more limited appeal than I'd anticipated.
I think being a bumbling accidental superhero complete with arch nemesis (who has an evil laugh) would be awesome.
Like someone who happened to witness a crime and got tossed into some toxic goop and can now stick to things in a pile of stick fibers. The ‘bad guy’ can fire jets of toxic plasma burning and warping.
Can you imagine the frustrations?
Bad Guy: (poses like a WWF wrestler)I will now pollute the cities water supply! Ahahahhahahahha. And no one can stop me!
Crowd: Gassp (someone faints and a baby can be heard crying)
Superhero: You can’t do that you MONSTER. *tries to get between the bad guy and his destination but slips and crashes into him sticking both to a wall*
Bad Guy -> (Screams like Skeletor) NOOOOOOOOOO
Superhero-> Now I will leave and let the police handle you evil doer!
Bad Guy (looms and fills the frame) You aren’t going anywhere, you are MINE now!
Superhero wrestles mightily against the fibrous goop holding them prisoner
Close of issue, will our hero get away? Are they stuck together FOREVER? Be here next month, same super time, same super channel
(GoopBoy and Pustule)
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To blindly accept all that is around you is to miss the magic that exists in everday things.
Give up free will at your peril.
Oops, I do that all the time. Once I was going on about the Queen's golden jubilee in my blog without realising that most of the people who read it didn't have the faintest idea what I was on about.
To have a chip on your shoulder means you've got some kind of inferiority complex stemming from something from your past. According to Wikipedia the phrase originated in America, but it might be used more here now. I'm not sure.
hehehe lols. its no problem! thats what makes interacting with people from around the globe so interesting! you get to learn new things, and get a peek into their culture and stuff. but you do have to be mindful of other people as well. i have to use english all the time! hehe
for the record, i spell the words favourite, valour, colour, etc w a "U" and people always ask if im british! lol
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Dont just think out of the box, climb out of the box and burn the box!!!
Competition time! 
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...your face.
when confronting an enemy, he allows the villain to engage in a self-centered monologue, then proceeds to ask introspecitve, soul searching questions to the mislead individual about his motives in his devious plight. by starting (always) with the question "why do feel that way?", he continues to apply the ladder-question psychoanalytic approach with follow up questions such as "why do you want to take over the world", and "why do you feel the world misunderstands and mistreats individuals such as yourself". by doing so, <epic echo>SUPER SHRINK!!!</epic echo> is able to unearth the deep motives behind the villains terrible actions, and can bring him to the realization that hurting others is wrong, and hed just be so much happier if i tried to be kind to his fellow man.
thus defeating the villain's villainy.
--
Dont just think out of the box, climb out of the box and burn the box!!!
So far you're the front runner! It seems temporary tattoos have rather more limited appeal than I'd anticipated.
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...your face.
Like someone who happened to witness a crime and got tossed into some toxic goop and can now stick to things in a pile of stick fibers. The ‘bad guy’ can fire jets of toxic plasma burning and warping.
Can you imagine the frustrations?
Bad Guy: (poses like a WWF wrestler)I will now pollute the cities water supply! Ahahahhahahahha. And no one can stop me!
Crowd: Gassp (someone faints and a baby can be heard crying)
Superhero: You can’t do that you MONSTER. *tries to get between the bad guy and his destination but slips and crashes into him sticking both to a wall*
Bad Guy -> (Screams like Skeletor) NOOOOOOOOOO
Superhero-> Now I will leave and let the police handle you evil doer!
Bad Guy (looms and fills the frame) You aren’t going anywhere, you are MINE now!
Superhero wrestles mightily against the fibrous goop holding them prisoner
Close of issue, will our hero get away?
Are they stuck together FOREVER?
Be here next month, same super time, same super channel
(GoopBoy and Pustule)
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To blindly accept all that is around you is to miss the magic that exists in everday things.
Give up free will at your peril.
anyway, yeah, im not really interested in the tatoos anyway, i just thought something up...
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Dont just think out of the box, climb out of the box and burn the box!!!
To have a chip on your shoulder means you've got some kind of inferiority complex stemming from something from your past. According to Wikipedia the phrase originated in America, but it might be used more here now. I'm not sure.
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...your face.
for the record, i spell the words favourite, valour, colour, etc w a "U" and people always ask if im british! lol
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Dont just think out of the box, climb out of the box and burn the box!!!
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